Today marks the 87th Academy Awards, where filmmakers are honored by peers for their finished work. Which got my colleague Kendal Miller thinking…last night he tweeted “What are your ideas for Oscar categories that more accurately depict the actual filmmaking process?” Here are the top twenty picks from the #RealWorldOscars hashtag.

#20 – AKA the Forgotten Tripod Plate Award

#realworldoscars most inventive use of gaff tape.

— John Wesley Hardly (@automatics1im) February 22, 2015

#19 – Soundie WOD

Longest Boom Pole Hold #realworldoscars

— Chris Ostertag (@videograndpa) February 22, 2015

#18 – Seriously…I wouldn’t want to be married to a filmmaker

Best Supporting Spouse #realworldoscars

— Matt Jeppsen (@mjeppsen) February 22, 2015

#17 – God bless First AC’s

Most expensive gear transported in the least expensive vehicle. #RealWorldOscars

— Gerald Gonzales (@geraldgonz) February 22, 2015

#16 – $150,000 in a backpack

Largest carry-on stuffed in overhead. #realworldoscars

— Stillmotion (@stillmotion) February 22, 2015

#15 – Indie filmmakers and lumberjacks are often indistinguishable

Most hipster beards on a shoot in the electrical and grip departments. #realworldoscars

— Jem Schofield (@theC47) February 22, 2015

#14 – Any crew meal that isn’t a Subway sandwich is a bonus

Best Craft Services On An Independent Film, Taco Truck Category #realworldoscars

— Joshua Ellis (@jzellis) February 22, 2015

#13 – Dispatches from the blue shed

Most Awful Walkie Keying During 10-200 #realworldoscars

— David Hepburn (@dhepburn) February 22, 2015

#12 – Editors love it when you do this

Longest accidental clip recorded #realworldoscars

— Evan McAlister (@EMACproductions) February 22, 2015

#11 – “Are you with the wardrobe team?”

Award for Longest Conversation a Producer has had with his female DP while mistakenly addressing the male PA next to her #realworldoscars

— Lauren Haroutunian (@laurasaurusrex) February 22, 2015

#10 – AKA The Freelancer Shuffle

Outstanding Creative Achievement in a Net 180 Invoice, Drama – Scripted #realworldoscars

— Rob Macey, SOC (@NothingFilms) February 22, 2015

#9 – Thank God we came in under budget

I Need To Thank Hundreds Of People But I’ll Thank An Agent And 12 Producers And God #RealWorldOscars

— Chris Cardno (@VisualEdgeChris) February 22, 2015

#8 – The Sponsor Shoutout

Most gear listed in Vimeo description. #realworldoscars

— Karson Holbrook (@Karson_H) February 22, 2015

#7 – “I just upgraded to Dragon for better skintones…”

Best Use Of 8K Footage For Shooting City Council Meetings #realworldoscars

— Tangible Vision (@TangibleVision) February 22, 2015

#6 – Lightening the mood at hour fourteen

@KendalMiller Best Inside Joke That Carries Crew Through the Shoot #realworldoscars

— Evan Luzi (@evanluzi) February 22, 2015

#5 – AKA the Film Student With A RED Award

Best Acting Performance by A Camera Owner in the Role of a DP. #realworldoscars

— Kendal Miller (@KendalMiller) February 22, 2015

#4 – The lie every Director tells

Governor’s “Perfect. Now, One More…” Award #realworldoscars

— Cail Young (@cailyoung) February 22, 2015

#3 – Probably actually award-winning

Best Thorough Mining Of Sordid And Bitter Collapse Of A Relationship For A Screenplay #realworldoscars

— Joshua Ellis (@jzellis) February 22, 2015

#2 – Outstanding Achievement in Vimeography

Best Cinematography Unrelated To Story #realworldoscars

— Kendal Miller (@KendalMiller) February 22, 2015

#1 – AKA the HumbleBrag

Best Picture … of the set, for Instagram #realworldoscars

— Jesse Rosten (@JesseRosten) February 22, 2015

Feel free to chime in and tweet your ideas for awards that accurately describe the production process! Just tag your tweets with #RealWorldOscars